You're right... It is bullshit.. WEll, we can just edit the single post into one Gigantic post!!!

I love the new "fables" section - so you still have any of the ones we wrote?

This page tab thing is shit. How're we supposed to continued posting on our separate pages? You can't.

Courtmac - Life happened

The trip was a complete success, it involved a whole lot of madness including:

Gloria Jeans, Stealing a trolley, long walks on the beach, sunshine, 90's wine, art on the beach, jelly snakes, painting with the sea. Whiskey on the beach, Dancing on the beach, music, living in the moment, singing along, embracing our inner child: building forts imagination and bruised knees. Endless discussion, wine fueled inebriation, painting faces, sandy hair and spotty skin. Too many spagetti hoops, photography, strawberry apples, getting directions from a one-eyed man. Conversations about: analysing things, life, love, relationships and cocks. Expressing disgust in the following: children, smugness, pickles, Pollock and people in general. Realization in that: life happened, over analysing doesn't help situations, we're shit but also; how great we are in every possible way.

walks though magic woods, undenyable love and creating a masterpiece .

Hitchhiking!! From C'mac to Timoleague with a local woman, to just outside Bandon with a young woman, from there picked up in a van from a young Kerry guy who dropped us just outside Cork city and then, finally, to cork city by an exotic couple. It was awesome.

Photos and explanations to come. Ha ha. Come...

H

C cancelled on the Courtmac trip (*shock*) so it's just you and me kid! Partners in crime together again and on the loose!

H

Helllooooo! I'm so happy you made a new addition to the blog! What do you think of what I did to the home page?? Ah.. Our dear old Lucy.. Omg! We should totally bring her to C'Mac!

I was aware that you stood C up, I met up with him for about an hour or so that day. Quite reluctantly I mig

ht add.. I find it ridiculous he's dropping D and has no intention of telling him about the relationship he's started with D's ex of 2+ years! Anyway I met up with him and he's very happy to no longer be single and he bought me an oreo milkshake so that was nice. I texted D cause I wanted to see him but he's back in Kerry, says there's problems at home.. But C made some comment that really got to me, he was all like, "now you're the only one that's single, (since A& K, him and E, you and R and K and that girl he took on the date (all these initials are funny)) so you're the odd one out for once" Yes he actually did say that. And I was like, what the hell do you mean for once?? I had months of B

OTH my flatmates making out of the couch with their other halves (jokes on fucking them though, both couples have split) while I was sat there single and alone, which is clearly how I'm going to DIE! *falls over dramatically*

He seemed kinda smug in some way that's he's finally not single (maybe he's finally got laid) and I was like, "awh, shite, I've been single for way too long" and he goes "not as long as me". I was just thinking Yeah... But at least I didn't go all that time without getting laid!! haha! Hmmm, I guess he really doesn't have too much eh.. drive.. Remember the conversation with C last summer in C'mac??

So yes, jesus, E and C. WIERD! Had absolutly NO IDEA they liked each other! Was it, C said to E that he liked her and then she suddenly said it back?? sounds random man! I wonder why she didn't say something before. Well we'll see what happens!

I went to The Edge the other day, the only shop in Limerick I like, got some cool stuff and the guy gave me a free AC/DC t-shirt and some inscence.

Awh I'm glad you're trip to Wales was goo

d. R sounds well nice. Though the pubes thing is creepy. I'm sure you can get over that though, it's what's underneath that's important (the pubes I mean). Hahahaha!!!

The other day I randomly got really homesick for Leeds..

This photo is to illustrate my point of that I'm always the odd one out for being single. (What C meant by 'for once' I have no idea, the asshole) I didn't take this picture to be creepy, at the time I took it to show the four people in the photo how unfair they were being by behaving this way in front of me in my flat and that it made me feel like shit. That was then, those couples are history, this is now, but nothing has changed.

Good luck with the driving and remember, take your foot of the clutch SLOWLY to avoid staling!

Courtmac with be fucking awesome, we'll do loads of cool shit. This is my holiday man!

Our Debut

So, Welcome to the blog. The first of many. Sit down, have some cake. Hypothetical cake, obviously. With some hypothetical tea. Fat bastards. Now bask in the glory of us.

Anyway, the whole point of this blog is that we never really get to see each other anymore (apart from right now ~ "We", by the way, is H and M, not YOU, the audience, we don't give a shit about you... Well, we do, but only incidentally. Anyway... that was a long bracket). We live far away now, so this is kind of a good way to keep up with each others crazy lives and document all the wierd shit end up doing.

That's pretty much it.